The Goods That Say What the Others Won't
Snarky Sympathys exists because some occasions deserve something, but the gift aisle doesn't know that. These are for the losses that don't get flowers. The grief that doesn't get casseroles. The bad days that don't get acknowledged.
Dry. Honest. Gothic. Not goofy. Available on mugs, pint glasses, tees, totes, stickers, and whatever else makes sense to put it on.
Drinkware
Snarky Sympathys Ceramic Mug
Gothic horror mug with Snarky Sympathys art. For people who need a disclaimer with their coffee.
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Snarky Sympathys Pint Glass
Ghoulish humor drinkware. Snarky Sympathys art on 16oz pint glass. For drinking your feelings.
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Snarky Plague Doctor Pint Glass
Plague doctor art on 16oz pint glass. Ghoulish barware for the dark humorist's bar cart.
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Snarky Sympathy Pint Glass
Ghoulish barware for spooky occasions and regular Tuesdays. 16oz pint with dark humor art.
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Snarky Sympathys Frosted Pint Glass
Frosted finish pint glass with Snarky Sympathys art. Halloween barware and year-round gag gift.
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Snarky Plague Doctor Coffee Mug
Plague doctor art with dry gothic humor. Ceramic coffee mug for the medically pessimistic.
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Gothic Funeral T-Shirt
Dead Serious Brand gothic funeral tee. Halloween goth apparel for the permanently in mourning.
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"Dress Like the Funeral Is Yours" Canvas Tote
Statement tote bag. Gothic funeral fashion advice for daily use. Heavy canvas construction.
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Snarky Sympathys Vinyl Decal
"I Thought That Tasted Funny." Die-cut vinyl decal. Weatherproof. Applies to surfaces and reputations.
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