Bombpop13 LLC presents

Dead Serious Brand

Cryptids. Cocktails. Condolences. Curiosities.

Cryptid-forward goods, macabre merch, deathly dry humor, and vintage Halloween weirdness for people who never took the decorations down.

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Dead Serious Brand — Fig. IV, Cryptid Specimen No. 66: Mothman
▸ The Collections

What Crawled Out of the Dirt

Four branches of macabre commerce for the creature of uncommon taste.

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Cryptid Cocktails

Folklore gets poured over ice. Cocktail and mocktail art for legendary creatures and questionable sightings.

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Snarky Sympathys

Dark little condolences for grief, grudges, bad moods, and people who communicate best through sarcasm.

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Gravestone Girl

Gothic-noir merch from the world of Eliza Draycott, The Mourner, and Black Hymn.

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Macabre Goods

Apparel, prints, stickers, cards, housewares, and strange little objects for Halloween lifers.

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▸ Featured Products

From the Merch Table

A selection from the current inventory. More strange things available on Etsy.

Mothman Pint Glass: Gothic Cryptid Cocktail Recipe Drinkware
Cryptid Cocktails

Mothman Pint Glass

Mothman haunts every bridge and every drink. 16oz pint glass with Cryptid Cocktail recipe art.

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The Original Lurkers Cryptid Horror Shirt – Mothman, Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Yeti
Cryptid Cocktails

The Original Lurkers Cryptid Tee

All four Series 1 cryptids on one shirt. Vintage-style horror tee for the true believer.

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Gravestone Girl - Deathrocker T-Shirt by Dead Serious Brand
Gravestone Girl

Gravestone Girl Deathrocker Tee

Eliza Draycott in graphic form. Gothic-noir character tee on premium heavyweight cotton.

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Skull Teacup Mug, Dark Humor Gothic Romance Gift, Black Ceramic
Macabre Goods

Skull Teacup Mug

Black ceramic skull teacup mug. Dark humor gothic romance gift. Available in 11oz or 15oz.

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“Dead Serious Brand is a macabre merch house for cryptid believers, graveyard romantics, monster kids, punk weirdos, and people who understand that spooky is not a season. It is a lifestyle choice with excellent lighting.”
▸ Dead Serious Brand — Bombpop13 LLC
▸ Cryptid Forward

Something in the Trees

The brand leads with creatures. Mothman, the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, the Yeti, and whatever else is watching from the woodline. Cryptid Cocktails Series 1 is the beginning.

Mothman Jersey Devil Bigfoot Yeti Chupacabra Wendigo Skunk Ape Flatwoods Monster
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Mothman Pint Glass Mothman Jersey Devil Pint Glass Jersey Devil Yeti Pint Glass Yeti Bigfoot Pint Glass Bigfoot
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New products. Limited drops. Occasional field reports from the weird side of the road. No noise. Just signal.